🔥 "Asshole Coin" – The Ultimate Unapologetic Statement Piece 🔥
⚜️ DESIGN PHILOSOPHY:
For those who embrace life with zero filters and maximum attitude. This coin isn’t just metal—it’s a middle finger to conformity, wrapped in humor and 3D artistry. 😎✌️
🖤 OBVERSE (Front):
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"Zero Fucks Given" Energy: A winking 😜 emoji flanked by dual middle fingers 🤘—because sarcasm deserves symmetry.
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Deep 3D Relief: Tactile rebellion. Run your fingers over those raised gestures—they’re meant to be felt.
❤️ REVERSE (Back):
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Ironic Politeness: "HAVE A NICE DAY" in cheerful script, undercut by more middle fingers and a bold "FUCK!" at the bottom.
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Sunburst Detailing: Because even rebellion deserves a halo of chaos ☀️💥.
🔧 TECHNICAL SPECS:
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Material: Solid zinc alloy with antique red brass plating (no flaking, just lasting sass). ⚡
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Size: 1.57" diameter (fits perfectly in palms, pockets, or petty revenge plans). 📏
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Finish: Museum-grade 3D engraved—every smirk and finger has hyper-detailed texture.
🎯 WHY IT’S ICONIC:
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Therapy Alternative: Flip it instead of flipping tables. Cathartic AF. 😤➡️😌
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Convo Starter: Pull this out at bars, and you’ll either make friends or enemies—both are wins. 🍻
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Gift of Attitude: For the unapologetically savage friend who deserves a trophy. 🏆
📦 INCLUDES:
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Coin in plastic collector’s box (to keep the edge pristine).
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Bonus: Your future as the boldest gift-giver in the group. 😏