"I Can Fix Stupid" Veteran T-Shirt
Bold. Patriotic. Unapologetic. šŖš„šŗšø
Honor your service—or salute someone who served—with this striking veteran tee. Featuring a heavily armed soldier and American flags, the design boldly states:
“I AM A VETERAN. I CAN FIX STUPID, BUT IT’S GONNA HURT.”
Perfect for military retirees, Veteran’s Day, or anyone proud to have walked the walk.
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Material:
Heavyweight 5.3 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton
(Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly | Sport Grey: 90/10 | Dark Heather: 50/50) -
Fit:
Classic unisex cut—durable, roomy & comfortable -
Design:
Front: “U.S. Veteran – I Walked the Walk” with combat boots š„¾
Back: Warrior graphic with battle flags, rifles & flames š„ -
Craftsmanship:
High-quality screen print for long-lasting wear and bold color š„ -
Symbolism:
A tribute to grit, courage, and a sense of humor forged in combat āļø -
Built to Last (Wash After Wash!)
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Colorfast & Durable: Machine-wash friendly (just flip inside out!) – because great style shouldn’t be high-maintenance. ā»ļøš
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Size-Inclusive: From S to 6XL, we’ve got every body covered – literally. šļøāļøšØš©š§š¦
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Military Retirement Gifts
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Veteran’s Day Appreciation
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Patriotic Holidays
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Every Day Wear – for those who earned it š